DID YOU CATCH MY PUBLICITY IN THE SUNDAY'S PAPER? YOU CAN'T BUY THAT KIND OF PRESS! I MUST ADMIT THOUGH, IT'S BEEN EXHAUSTING! FANS, PAPARAZZI, THE PRESS, THEY ARE ALL WANTING A PIECE OF ME! I WAS SO STRESSED ABOUT IT TODAY THAT I STARTED OVER-EATING (AGAIN) AND GOT STUCK IN MY TUBE! IT WAS ALMOST A 911 SITUATION! LUCKILY MY MOM CARMEN WAS ABLE TO REACH MY TINY TAIL AND PULL ME OUT - I'VE GOT TO LAY OFF THE LEFT-OVERS! ANYWAY....I AM A HUGE STAR NOW AND NOTHING IS GOING TO STAND IN MY WAY....HOLLYWOOD....YOU'RE GONNA CHANGE YOUR NAME TO "HAMMIEWOOD"!!!
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